WELCOME TO THE COMPLICATED WORLD OF REGULATORY AFFAIRS
We try to make it easy & faster!
"It is no use saying:
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We are doing our best.
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You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary!"
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Sir Winston Churchill
Are you pilling up delay after delay?
REGULATORY AFFAIRS FOR CLINICAL TRIALS
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid!"
Benjamin Franklin
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"The books are useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person!"
Chanakya
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT MAJOR PLAYERS WITH "SEASONED" REGULATORY FUNCTIONS PILE UP DELAYS AFTER DELAYS?
IS THERE ANY MIRACLE OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?
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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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Albert Einstein
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Albert Einstein
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity!
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Robert A. Heinlein
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Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance!
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William Gaddis
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking all is lost.
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Gustave Flaubert
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REGULATORY AFFAIRS FOR CLINICAL TRIALS & DRUG REGISTRATION
Fast & Accurate
PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS CONSULTANCY
Based on 24 years of "war" on stupid people
PHARMACO-ECONOMICS FOR DRUG REIMBURSEMENT
If there will be any budget left
START UPS
For Those in a Dream Land Situation
The Future Belongs to Those who Dream!
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THIS IS WHY COMPETITORS HATEÂ US!!!
REASONABLE PRICING FOR START-UPS & SMALL CROS
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Never let you down! NEVER!
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FREE OF CHARGE FOR MEDIUM SIZE CROS
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They are way too busy waiting months after months to get their approvals! Another 3-6 Months doesn't really matter!
FREE OF CHARGE FOR LARGE MULTINATIONAL CROS
They are the arrogant ones that could wait even years for approvals! They come from immemorial times but they aren't here for eternity!
FREE OF CHARGE SERVICES FOR MULTINATIONAL CROS & PHARMACEUTICALS
As a continual commitment to improving our quality of services and to providing more satisfaction to our customers, we are planning to start sophisticated training for more bureaucracy creating & the art of paper pushing. For those who already attend such ultimate trainings, we propose bullshit bingo pro training & practice! As well, the attendees will get Golden Plated Diplomas that will enhance their chances for CEO positions!
CUTTING EDGE FUTURE SERVICE
In co-operation with leading software & AI* developers, soon we'll be providing a Facebook integrated platform that will allow R.A. Managers to run their departments smoothly and safely.
YOU GO FURTHER, WE STAY CLOSER!
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Our AI* platform allows you to be Thousand of Miles away while your job is running flawlessly and fruitfully! All you need is to connect to our platform and book your travel tickets!
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FAQ
FREQUENT ASKED QUESTIONS
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WHY DO YOU ONLY CHARGEÂ SMALL CROS AND START-UPS?
We believe that these entities are in need of professional support in order to get the authorization right on time, to secure the early release of the product to market!
WHY DO YOU OFFER FREE OF CHARGE SERVICES TOÂ MEDIUM SIZED OR LARGE SIZED COMPETITORS?
First of all, they are all dying dinosaurs not competitors!
And because of their "Pharaonic" incompetence blended with ignorance & stupidity, it leaves room for small entities, to which we provide fast track & accurate support!
COULD YOU GUARANTEE THE SUCCESS OF YOUR SERVICES?
As you may have already learned, we are not an Insurance Company! Like doctors usually say, we work with our clients' "material". If the "material" is of high quality then the process is flawless!
WE ARE A MEDIUM / LARGE SIZE CRO;Â ARE YOU GOING TOÂ ACCEPT US AS YOUR CLIENTS?
Absolutely! After a deep analysis & running IQ state-of-the-art tests, we may consider providing professional services. However, after having conducted sophisticated psycho - sociological tests & collected metadata, we found out there is a chance of 1 per 1.987 trillion of getting such a request. However, like Einstein said, only stupidity = infinity!!!
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Are you in Clinical Trials business?
Are you tired of pilling up delays?
Are you bracing yourself for more delays?
Are you missing dead-lines?
Are you running out of time, ideas & energy?
Are you on a collision course with your management/sponsors?
Feel you are in a hopeless situation and the odds are against you?
Are you deploying all your armamentarium but still nothing happens?
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